An orc and an elf
I met an orc man in the cave,
The greenest ugliest smelling orc!
And i am also sure he didnt shave..
I tell you, he was honstely and truely a dork!
“How do you do, green orc,” I said,
“And what do you do all day?”
“I stink ‘n smash about,” said he,
“‘N scuttle about and play;”
“I s’prise unaware innocent folks , ‘n oh gee
A elf did I see,
‘found ya’ I say, and I smash she
so much joy for me!
“I hide arround a corner wall
When more innocent folk comes froo,
‘N only jus’ to fwighten them all
I jump out’n say ‘Boo!’
“‘N after killing that lil elf then I go to the hospital
‘N when she sticks her nose out of the door,
I jump from behind a wall,
‘And then I kill her some more’
“‘N then I play with the baby chicks,
I call them, chick chick chick!
‘N what do you think of that?” said he.
I said, “It makes me sick.
“It gives me sharp and shooting pains
To listen to such drool.”
I wish i could just lift my foot and squash
The God damn green fool.
May 23, 2006 9:32 pm   D.S
