{"id":74,"date":"2007-06-02T09:49:06","date_gmt":"2007-06-02T08:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whisperedwords.nl\/?p=74"},"modified":"2007-06-02T09:49:06","modified_gmt":"2007-06-02T08:49:06","slug":"spam-googlenopes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"Spam &#038; Googlenopes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>What does one have to do with the other you wonder?<\/p>\n<div>Well thats quite simple, spam, we all get it.. you know.. those unasked for  mails that most of the time try to sell you something, unasked for newsletter  with adds&#8230; etc etc.. Well this time i actualy read it because of the title..  Googlenopes&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>I am a big fan of google and wanted to know what it was about and I found myself reading the following story:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Fact Or Fiction: Nessie, Ghosts, And  &#8220;Googlenopes&#8221;<br \/>\nDoug Caverly | Staff Writer<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>There was a very clear film  of a very murky object that got<br \/>\nreleased the other day; it may or may not be  the Loch Ness Monster.<br \/>\nAs for ghosts (and many other strange entities), the  debate also<br \/>\ncontinues.\u00c2\u00a0 But &#8220;Googlenopes&#8221; &#8211; the term is new &#8211; do  exist!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Hat tip to Marketing Pilgrim&#8217;s Andy Beal for happening upon this<br \/>\none; Gene Weingarten of the Washington Post compiled a list of<br \/>\nso-called  &#8220;Googlenopes.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 As it turns out, the terms and phrases<br \/>\nGoogle doesn&#8217;t  recognize are generally both funny and unrealistic,<br \/>\nbut at least satire can  remain in human hands after robots take<br \/>\nover the world.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Weingarten  started off, logically enough, by explaining the<br \/>\nbeginning of his quest.\u00c2\u00a0  &#8220;It&#8217;s pretty hard to find a phrase or<br \/>\nexpression that is not out there  somewhere on the Web,&#8221; he writes.<br \/>\n&#8220;I know.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve tried.\u00c2\u00a0 No matter how  unlikely it may seem that<br \/>\nanyone has ever put certain words together,  someone, somewhere,<br \/>\nprobably has.\u00c2\u00a0 When I Googled the exact phrase &#8216;Santa  Claus nude,&#8217;<br \/>\nI got 278 hits.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>I&#8217;ll now give a few of the examples Weingarten found  of true<br \/>\nGooglenopes.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s almost sad that, by publishing his article,<br \/>\nthe Post writer ended their rare status, but there you have  it.<\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>&#8220;Sonnets by Elmer&#8221; was a decent one.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Thor adjusted his mascara&#8221;<br \/>\nalso creates an interesting picture.\u00c2\u00a0 And we mustn&#8217;t forget, &#8220;Much<br \/>\nto  Paris Hilton&#8217;s embarrassment &#8230;&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>There were also a couple of political  Googlenopes.\u00c2\u00a0 To be fair,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll reprint one each, in terms of slighting  representatives of<br \/>\nthe major parties; &#8220;The dainty Hillary Clinton&#8221; and  &#8220;Richard Cheney<br \/>\nin &#8217;08&#8221; were probably the top two.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Your humble author  tried to contribute an original Googlenope to<br \/>\nthis article &#8211; I really did &#8211;  but due to time constraints, I<br \/>\nfailed.\u00c2\u00a0 For the record, though, Google  believes the existence<br \/>\nof a &#8220;badass pocket protector&#8221; has only been hinted  at once<br \/>\nbefore.<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So far this story that I found in a newsletter from webpronews&#8230; this was  actualy one that I did signed up for however usualy I don&#8217;t read it.. I probably  signed up for it because I made an acocunt on a forum somewhere and that  included this newsletter..<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to know more and.. I googled the term googlenopes and found the rest  of the story:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsobserver.com\/105\/story\/587410.html\">http:\/\/www.newsobserver.com\/105\/story\/587410.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>and there was more&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pierrelemieux.org\/artgooglenopes.html\">http:\/\/www.pierrelemieux.org\/artgooglenopes.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>and I am sure that\u00c2\u00a0 you will be able to find tons more of these stories once  you google it too \ud83d\ude42 and perhaps you go test it out yourself \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow.. now you know what googlenopes is \ud83d\ude42 quite entertaining story eh?  especially when one is bored LOL<\/p>\n<p>hugs ela<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What does one have to do with the other you wonder? 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