{"id":120,"date":"2006-05-31T15:30:55","date_gmt":"2006-05-31T14:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whisperedwords.nl\/?p=120"},"modified":"2006-05-31T15:30:55","modified_gmt":"2006-05-31T14:30:55","slug":"an-orc-and-an-elf-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"An orc and an elf 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">The elf smirks &#8216;n plays with a torque<br \/>\nThen with a smile around her lips she said<br \/>\n&#8220;It takes more then just &#8216;n ugly orc,<br \/>\nto keep n elf like me for always dead&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">As she dances thru the cave<br \/>\nSinging about this ugly orc;<br \/>\n&#8220;He was truly a dork,<br \/>\nand he really doesn&#8217;t shave.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">&#8220;The power of my mind is so much stronger,<br \/>\nThen the muscles of this beast<br \/>\nThe length of my words are so much longer&#8221;<br \/>\nThen his arms can ever reach&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">She laughs, she jumps and dances<br \/>\nThere shines no red moon today,<br \/>\nShe takes all the possible chances<br \/>\nTo say whatever she wants to say.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">&#8220;I&#8217;m right, I&#8217;m right even when I turn left<br \/>\nAnd I get away with everything,<br \/>\nand thats not all,&#8221; she continues to sing,<br \/>\n&#8220;one day he also has to deal with theft&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">This orc he couldn&#8217;t understand that this lil&#8217; elf;<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s just being whats she&#8217;s supposed to be;<br \/>\nAnd really cannot help herself;<br \/>\nnifty, naughty, and snappy; for sure that is she!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">D.S. May 31 2006 15:30 pm<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The elf smirks &#8216;n plays with a torque Then with a smile around her lips she said &#8220;It takes more then just &#8216;n ugly orc, to keep n elf like me for always dead&#8221; As she dances thru the cave Singing about this ugly orc; &#8220;He was truly a dork, and he really doesn&#8217;t shave.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,10],"tags":[232,481,518],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy-poems","category-news","tag-elf","tag-orc","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}