{"id":117,"date":"2006-05-31T10:28:41","date_gmt":"2006-05-31T09:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whisperedwords.nl\/?p=117"},"modified":"2006-05-31T10:28:41","modified_gmt":"2006-05-31T09:28:41","slug":"an-orc-and-an-elf-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"An orc and an elf 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">It&#8217;s words that got her into trouble,<br \/>\nAnd forced that orc to burst her bubble.<br \/>\nIf she&#8217;d kept quiet when it mattered,<br \/>\nShe might not have got quite so battered.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">But no, she wouldn&#8217;t heed advice,<br \/>\nWhen angry orc said just be nice.<br \/>\nInstead she had to gloat and boast,<br \/>\nSo orc resorts to elf spit-roast.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">But after her obliteration,<br \/>\nHata grants reincarnation,<br \/>\nProblem is when orcs see red,<br \/>\nyou&#8217;re better off to just stay dead.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">If you will get up off the floor,<br \/>\nHe has to take your head once more.<br \/>\nHis vengeful work will not be done,<br \/>\nTil all your daily turns are gone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">If you insist on taunting so,<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t be surprised when elf blood flows.<br \/>\nSo tell your mouth, ere it&#8217;s so rash,<br \/>\nStop writing cheques your ass can&#8217;t cash.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">father nav<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993366;\">May 31, 2006 10:28 am<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s words that got her into trouble, And forced that orc to burst her bubble. If she&#8217;d kept quiet when it mattered, She might not have got quite so battered. But no, she wouldn&#8217;t heed advice, When angry orc said just be nice. Instead she had to gloat and boast, So orc resorts to elf [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,10],"tags":[232,481,518],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy-poems","category-news","tag-elf","tag-orc","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}