{"id":113,"date":"2006-05-23T21:32:04","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T20:32:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whisperedwords.nl\/?p=113"},"modified":"2006-05-23T21:32:04","modified_gmt":"2006-05-23T20:32:04","slug":"an-orc-and-an-elf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"An orc and an elf"},"content":{"rendered":"

I met an orc man in the cave,
\nThe greenest ugliest smelling orc!
\nAnd i am also sure he didnt shave..
\nI tell you, he was honstely and truely a dork!<\/span><\/p>\n

“How do you do, green orc,” I said,
\n“And what do you do all day?”
\n“I stink ‘n smash about,” said he,
\n“‘N scuttle about and play;”<\/span><\/p>\n

“I s’prise unaware innocent folks , ‘n oh gee
\nA elf did I see,
\n‘found ya’ I say, and I smash she
\nso much joy for me!<\/span><\/p>\n

“I hide arround a corner wall
\nWhen more innocent folk comes froo,
\n‘N only jus’ to fwighten them all
\nI jump out’n say ‘Boo!’<\/span><\/p>\n

“‘N after killing that lil elf then I go to the hospital
\n‘N when she sticks her nose out of the door,
\nI jump from behind a wall,
\n‘And then I kill her some more’<\/span><\/p>\n

“‘N then I play with the baby chicks,
\nI call them, chick chick chick!
\n‘N what do you think of that?” said he.
\nI said, “It makes me sick.<\/span><\/p>\n

“It gives me sharp and shooting pains
\nTo listen to such drool.”
\nI wish i could just lift my foot and squash
\nThe God damn green fool.<\/span><\/p>\n

May 23, 2006 9:32 pm\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 D.S<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I met an orc man in the cave, The greenest ugliest smelling orc! And i am also sure he didnt shave.. I tell you, he was honstely and truely a dork! “How do you do, green orc,” I said, “And what do you do all day?” “I stink ‘n smash about,” said he, “‘N scuttle […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy-poems","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whisperedwords.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}